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I rate every movie on a 10-point scale. Friends who tease me think I give too many movies a 7 or 8 out of 10. A big reason for this: I pay to see these movies, so my reviews pre-filter out movies that look awful (e.g. Max (2015)), or I know weren't made for me (e.g. VeggieTales (2002), or 50 Shades of Grey (2015)).
First, allow me to explain my rubric:
Films scoring a five or lower mirror online 1-10 customer satisfaction surveys. a "5", to me, is a hybrid of indifference, and a 50% test-score. Basically, these fail as movies, and the lower the score, the more I hated watching it.
#MovieReview #Transformers #AgeOfExtinction "Meh that meets the eyes". Full of things you'd like, but a story and dialogue that suuuck 3/10— Greg Beck (@CIRBECK) June 30, 2014
For the record, a "1" movie would be House of the Dead (2003), or Babel (2006), a.k.a. the worst movie ever! For the deceptively attractive concept and A-list actors, ultimately the movie was just several short stories, poorly connected by an arbitrary object, about sad people whose lives get worse, and fail to learn or grow in any way, all disguised as art by the one-word title and use of foreign languages. Feel free to disagree, but watch it again, and tell me you don't at least understand why I say this!
Anyway, scoring gets much simpler after that:
Films I enjoyed, despite major problems, such as plot holes, inability to sustain disbelief, cheesy stories or bad acting... you get the idea. Sometimes these movies are not worth the price of admission, but I felt they did not completely waste my time. Would I watch a movie scoring 6 or 7 again? Probably not.
#MovieReview #Tomorrowland Decent flick. Straightforward story, family friendly but engaging plot. Great cast & CGI, smarmy ending 7/10— Greg Beck (@CIRBECK) May 25, 2015
Films I loved and would watch again. In fact, I usually watch movies that score a 9 or 9.5 again, in the theater. Things that keep them from earning a higher score are artistic, or issues with editing and pacing. Many films get bumped up to this level, by my personal bias towards sci-fi, superheroes, comedy, animation, and post-apocalyptic futures. (FYI, My last 9.5 score went to Guardians of the Galaxy)
#MovieReview #Kingsman See it! Exciting action, funny story, & well-paced plot w/fun characters. Cheap graphics & some crass humor 8.5/10— Greg Beck (@CIRBECK) February 17, 2015
The all-mighty 10:
Films I want to watch over and over again, just as they are.
Examples include: Super Troopers (2001), The Matrix (1999), and of course The Shawshank Redemption (1994).
I understand why some people might disagree, but a score of 10 does not mean the film is a perfect peace of moving, transcendent art, like Jakob the Liar (1999). It simply means the movie reached the pinnacle of its genre, I wouldn't change a thing, and can't wait to see it again.
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